Monday, January 05, 2009

Medley...

All work work:
So, I've got a work.
Selling cold drinks and ice cream at Bondi Beach Sydney, I'm getting tanned as hell! ...on the arms and in my face...
It's not that well payed, it's not glamorous at all but it brings in the money, i get to be social and I've gotten some small bonuses!

Do the Trance dance!:
NYE. Where where you?!
I was on bondi beach selling ice cream (calippos). Or well, trying to at least. Sounds like it sucked? yes. Did it suck? NO FUCKING WAY!!! I had one of my best NYE ewaaaaaaaa!!!
So, started of by watching the 9 o'clock fireworks (yeah I know, sounds insane, but they do it for the kids here) with two french girls I work with. Emptied a bottle of smirnof vodka on three and then went to work.
At work, business went shit. Even though my boss stated that if i didn't sell anything, I could get sacked, i didn't sell more then around 10 calippos in two hrs...
I tried everything: marketing it like a cooling device for the drinks, explaining that I'd get fired if they didn't buy, stating that I was a poor backpacker... you name it, i tried it!
Hell, i even tried to sell myself with the ice cream! "hey girls, you look hot! looks like you need a calippo to cool yourself down with, if you wan't I'll throw in a free kiss if you by one!"...
well it didn't work that well for the calippo-selling, but there are no complaints on the kissing part!
hmmm... before I continue, need I say that I was pretty drunk by then, and that the free drinks from the vodka/juice bar didn't exactly help me to sober up! :)
So, when my boss finally realized, after two hrs (aprox 23.15), that drunk/E-high people don't want ice-cream, they want more alcohol/E. I got to stuff away my ice-cream bag and go out there partying with the others, for free!!!
I can honestly say that I have never danced like that, for so long time, in my entire life!

Treating the cold:
So, it's finally happened, I've caught a cold. I guess staying in the water surfing for too long without a wetsuit does that to you.
So what am I doing to treat it? Well, I'm eating Ipren and have bought myself a wetsuit... so now when I go surfing, at least I won't freeze that much!

Odd way of living:
Here's a shorty.
Forgot to book prolonged accomodation here before my first booking ran out.
Result; I got kicked out for two nights.
Solution; Slept in some friends campervan, on the street right outside. Like that I could still use the citchen and the showers... for free that is!!! :)

What's up next:
If people wonders what I'll be up to next, here goes!
Planing on staying here (Bondi Beachouse YHA, Sydney) for another week and a half. Why? Because Fredrik Scheike with crew is comming over the 10nt to make a fast vissit, sign some autografs etc. You know the drill for celebs! Well I'm hopefully gonna get him to ride my board for at least one day.
After the vissit? Well, if everything goes according to plans, I'll be heading down to melbourne, one way or another, and then taking the boat to Tazmania!
What to do in taz? enjoy the nature, surf and hopefully getting a work.


@Siss
Sorry, but i did get no message... guess our two phone companies just aren't that good friends. Well, thanks anyway! And I hope you had a great x-mas out on the countryside, and that your new years was great to! Say hello to the fat one from me!

Stay alive, stay in touch.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:48 PM

    mooon dieu! ici ca caille comme tout so everybody stays inside and you are selling ice-cream at the beach!!! well.. i think you recognized that i'm a bit jalous :D
    ah but btw: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! my NYE wasn't that nice: i got so drunk that i slept two hours in the nightbus instead of leaving the bus to partyyyy :( haha..
    wish you all the best for the coming days.. and: tell the sun that germany is also a nice place to stay&shine!!! :)
    fiona

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  2. Naaaruhodo... >.< Oh well, tried, I did!

    You slutty boy :3 Selling yourself like that. I promise I willnae tell mother. Yet ;)

    Et maintenant it's snowy and cold and the fat one says hi to you, too! Have a good one, and don't get too burned by ze zun!

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  3. Oh, och föresten: Mjämjämjä, bad surf. Bah! Vem vill surfa och ha det varmt och stå på stranden ändå! Vi kan minsann åka actionpulka och frysa om näsan!

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